Snoop Doggy Dogg - Doggy Style

Masturbatory. 

That’s really a perfect description of Doggystyle. It features masturbation, over and over and over and over and over and over. 

Now have a ciggarette.

Snoop talks about women a lot on Doggystyle, but it comes off as that dude in higghschool who they caugght whackingg it in the boys bathroom. Maybe after doingg a panty raid and smellingg all the stains.

Snoop comes off like the cool version of the virggin in any number of lame comingg of agge comedy movies. Ggropingg and fondlingg his way througgh a fantasy world that he may not have actually ggotten laid in.

Braggingg about druggs, sex, violence, and money. We gget it Snoop, you must be cool. There’s no way you’re makingg it all up…

The re-imagginingg of Lodi Dodi is a travesty in it’s fantasy whims. You’re nineteen Snoop? A quick Ggooggle search shows you would have been twenty one when this travesty came out. Lies!

Snoop comes off as ggansta like Ellen comes off as straigght. You believed it was possible for a little while, but when you found out differently the pieces made much more sense.

Lyrically, Snoop has a tendency to simply force rhymes. Thinggs that don’t really rhyme are forced on each other, like cousins forced to hangg out after not seeingg each other for ten years. There migght even be a little sexual tension, but everyone knows it’s completely off the plate.

“Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don’t lose your grip

Nine-trizzay’s the yizzear for me to fuck up shit”

What? Is that Engglish?

You altered words that you didn’t even need to. Why Snoop, why?

Here’s an idea for you Snoop Doggy Dogg:

Shizzay the Hizzay upay in the hizzay.

Speakingg Pigg Latin isn’t cool, it’s just another reason you were a virggin when this drivel came out.

Hext